Me trying to cook

Expectation:

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Reality:

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This is how I feel ever since I moved out on my own hahaha

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kevindderivera:

Ellen Performs ‘The Fox’ (by TheEllenShow)

This is so ridiculous an funny! I miss not being able to watch Ellen everyday!

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eroticyodel:

there’s a coupon that gives you $10 off any bra in the store, but my question is why the hell a bra costs more than $10 in the first place

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